Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:3XL and canine caretakers🚫 "Do Not

and canine caretakers🚫 "Do Not Pet" because you're working — on keeping your dog happy

the grocery store

Featuring a bold paw print and “Do Not Pet” warning (for you

you’re just here for belly rubs and treats❤️ Great for dog parents

Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:3XL and canine caretakers🚫 "Do NotAh, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The dont come home until the streetlights are on survivors. This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and its ridiculously accurate. Groovy vintage font & stripes No participation trophies included Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z Wear it proudly, you